batreaux:

i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat

(Source: camii-skrillmau5)

did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed

(Source: nuggits2)

draftyinhere:

petitetiaras:

An Arabian Nights slumber party… that Kuzco crashes.

Kuzco is my favorite Disney princess.

(Source: alltimestalker)

caterpee:

swimmy doge

(Source: deadmau5-on-a-buffalo)

-ryan:

I thought these were the best things ever when they came out.

(Source: peterandtink)

(Source: fuckyeaskrillex)